A trip to Walmart makes me need a Beer!!

I've got to take a moment to piss and moan about some lazy ass person at where else....Walmart.

Okay, so first today we had a great play date with Sophie's friends and us mommy's got to talk and hang out at the park too. :)  It was a beautiful and sunny day!! Loved it!!

Then, I had to make a dreaded trip to Walmart for just a few things. Dog food, milk, fruits and veggies and some baking ingredients, and some stuff for Sophie's pre-school party. No biggie. Kids did pretty darn well, I was very impressed, considering it was an hour passed their normal nap time.

What got me...was when I left the store. In the parking lot. Some stupid, old, lazy hag in her nice air conditioned, shiny red truck. With her equally clearly dumb friend in the passenger seat... ( I watched them both exit the vehicle  all pimp-limplike. The passenger smiled at me- like a total dumb-ass. I dont believe I returned the smile, and normally, I am a very happy smiley person.)

Here I am with, now  2  tired, hungry, hot and whiny little girls in the Cadillac-big-daddy of all shopping carts ....with a heavy and awkward to maneuver cart of groceries and dog food, heading to my car in the hot windy parking lot.

Then this stupid lazy hag, has the nerve to WAIT for me to move my cart and kids because I apparently was blocking the parking spot that was right next to me, that was the next one closest to the entrance!!! I repeat: Lazy, Hag.

I totally glared at her. aaaand.... I did pull a "Chris" and said "Really???? Reeeally??? You have to park in that spot right there??? Ugh!!?"  then I rolled my eyes. [He doesn't do that... but I do. :) ]

If she is that  hard up for a close parking spot, or in poor health, she needs to go to her MD and get a handicap decal so she can actually/legally park in a close spot, reserved for someone who needs access to a spot close to the door.

Anyway, if you couldn't already tell... it plainly pissed me off.

Don't tell me, that I am the only person who gets "cart rage" at Walmart!! I seriously wanted to yank off a banana and throw it at her red truck. But, didn't want to be thrown in jail, and have to call the hubs upstairs to come bail me out. ;)

Deep Breath.

Okay. I am fine now. The kids are napping, and the groceries are put away, I am listening to music and yes, my pants are off. So, all is well in the world again. :)